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your mission is to find out as much information about the work and specialist skills of the organisation calling itself “safetycat inc”.

all the information we can give you is that there are known to be 2 human subjects code named “James Smith” and “Elvina Flower”, both were involved in a training period in Helsinki, Finland during an arduous winter season in 1997/98.

sightings have been reported in Australia, Japan, USA, Spain, Germany and even Yorkshire but up to date records show there to be a headquarters in a disused factory in South East London, England. All recent activity has been in this area.

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